Did you hear that a Nigerian woman filed for divorce just one week after marriage because she could not stand the size of her spouse's weapon of creationtivity? Well, if you are Twitter savvy, you must have learnt that the issue caused quite a frenzy especially after Ghanaian TV host whose picture is delectably on the header of today's post disclosed her daddy in the Lord's opinion . Madam Jessica Opare Saforo claimed that her pastor strongly supports the act of peeping at the arsenal of the brother to avoid stories that touch after saying I DO.
This is definitely a delicate subject as let's all be realistic, nobody wants to wait for so long abstaining from all forms of fornication to be saddled with an inadequate EHEN! Mamazeus gave it some thought and I came to the conclusion that there are many sides to this coin. Some sides, I will try to dissect while I'll leave the rest to you all.
I want to believe her pastor was misconstrued but if he wasn't then I dare say he did not understand ...Abeg, he was misunderstood ! Let us leave it like that. I for one cannot imagine a scene involving two dedicated Christians of the opposite sex with the male's pants down and the female holding a torchlight, scoping to see the diameter of his instrument. What actually seems less fantastic is both parties engaging in some congilintus which equals committing SIN ! Without mincing words, if one person's pants are down, there is no telling what will go down.
To avoid such risky situations, communication, I think is key. For someone you want to get married to, I believe there is no limit to the questions on the table. Now, what if she asks and the brother decides to exaggerate the situation you might ask. If that is the case, then you have something to hold against him after marriage.
Next on the agenda is, if it is OK for women to ask to see the privates of the man, what about the women, would it not be fair to find out if she is still a virgin? Small, small, the matter don dey enter another thing oh!
Another angle is understanding the place of sex in the life of an individual. Don't sleep around , don't sleep around, you will not hear ! This is simple logic- if you have just one sex partner, there will definitely not be any experience of something bigger or smaller. Your experience becomes limited to what your partner offers, then you both can grow together. I am saying this because if everybody marries the endowed brothers, who will marry the Usian Bolts?
Ultimately, there is only one way out of this predicament. If you have not had any sexual experience before marriage, please remain that way so you will have no cause to complain and for the children of Babylon that have tear eye from the womb, the solution to your situation is simple; biko ask for explicit viewing. In fact double check to be sure!
DO NOT DO WHAT I WOULDN'T DO OH !
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this is a touchy subject for me not because im a prude;which I'm not , but coz I'm not one to cast aspersions on people on things they can't help namely penis size or fullness of boobs. But one thing I can say is that it wouldn't be fair before God and man for a girl that uses her mouth to eat indomie and egg to present a Neolithic cave and expect one a son of Adam to..
ReplyDeleteshe can see it ooo buh she will choke on it cos twil be in her bucal cavity.
ReplyDeleteIf she sees, she MUST taste too, cause looks might be deceptive
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