FLEE !!

  Everybody wants a perfect relationship. ( at this juncture, I suggest you decide your definition of perfection). Yes! Truth is, we hardly take the time out to imagine  the turbulent part of a mismatched union. Picture having a fight with your Boo just because you decide to put up a picture of Wizkid as your BBM display picture!



  Laugh all you care but this is one hundred percent fact. I met a guy who seemed straight out of a magazine cover; TDH and great career . I said to myself "Baby girl, God must have turned the spotlight in your direction"!

  Everything is Telemundo perfect till his demons begin to rear their lousy heads. First he did not quite like my choice of words, pictures blah blah so he decides to infringe on my human rights ( freedom of speech/expression to be precise). "You are just too fierce" he complained, "Your dress is too revealing and who the hell were you talking to while my call was left on waiting"? "Why did you not inform me before leaving your house? "Where the hell are you, are you not supposed to be at home"? Why have you not shared my post on Facebook, you must be disloyal"! "Why are you wearing a yellow pant, I told you I hate that colour. OMG! It is even a thong. I sense you are loose girl "..."You are so rude..."

   Jeez, for every supposed misdemeanour on my part,the argument seemed to go on forever. Every argument left me drained and in dire need of air with the risk of combustion. My heart felt as dry as a safari.

   We finally called it off when I could no longer stand one more minute of venom. The first few weeks did not feel so nice, I felt like I had made a grave error. I might have misunderstood him. Perhaps I was too critical, too stubborn, too everything. I tried to make excuses but thankfully my primordial ego ( the type that truly befits the mother of a god) cloaked my darndest reason!

  Call me proud but some years down the line, and truth be told, I do not regret the action. I admit I am a little less egotistical but imagine how my life would be if I had remained in such a stifling relationship. You see, I couldn't care less if I heard he is dating RIRI because I have realised that no matter how handsome, wealthy, sexy, curvy a man or woman might be, if he/she cuts off your air supply then it is not a relationship. Don't mind that crap about living in a world with no air, I know the singers had smoked some of these things young people smoke. Bottom line is...

If you are still dealing with Aunty Sabina and Uncle Nagist, FLEE!


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